It's a cracker -10/01/03

Lloyder was over at my house the other day, in the morning he wanted a couple of boiled eggs for breakfast. As he boiled the eggs his phone rang, he then went out of the kitchen and was on the phone for about five minutes. I switched the boiled eggs for some fresh ones, then went through to tell him that his eggs would be overcooked. As he came into the kitchen he picked up one of the eggs and cracked it against the pan - the egg went all down his trousers!!!

He wasn't that impressed, so I told him that I'd put it on the 'Lloyder Chronicles'. His reply."Put it on and I'll sue you!!"